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A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. |
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Redneck were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage
! If I get Corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going
to jump off this building." |
A little girl ran out to the backyard where her father
was working,
and asked him, "Daddy, what's sex?" |
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. |
Tyrone asked his work buddy Robert one morning, "Man, why you always
so damn happy when you come to work every day?" |
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. |
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife
that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. |
An owner of a stud farm gets a call from a friend... |
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to
help me. |
Three soldiers had just gotten out of the Army and decided to
celebrate by taking a helicopter ride. |
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
last of which had left his system upset. |
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. |
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress
party. |
Good Hygiene Will Really Wow The Doctor |
Pierre, a French fighter pilot, took his girlfriend, Marie out for
a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It's a beautiful day and
love was in the air so Marie leaned over to Pierre and said, "Pierre,
kiss me!" |
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse
Nancy. |
A new intern is getting a tour of the hospital he will be working in.He walks past a room where a man is vigorously masturbating non-stop, and asks the doctor why was the man doing such a thing out in the open? |
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you gotta help
me!" |
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